The Marching Song of the Pollicle Dogs
(These lyrics are found in the middle of the "Pekes and the Pollicles" song.)

There are dogs out of every nation
The Irish, the Welsh and the Dane,
The Russian, the Dutch, the Dalmatian,
And even from China and Spain,
The Poodle, the Pom, the Alsatian,
And the mastiff who wakls on a chain.
And to those that are frisky and frollical,
Let my meaning be perfectly plain:
That my name it is Little Tom Pollicle,
And you'd better not do it again.